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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Why Do We Bathe?

Or should I ask: why does my Parental Unit insist on giving me a bath when she knows I hate it? Is she trying to tell me something, like, oh, I smell ? Well, I think I smell perfectly fine and in my opinion, water is only for drinking. And then to add insult to injury, she has to clean out my ears and brush my teeth!
So my question to you is this: how often do you bathe your dog? Please choose all that apply:
1. Once a day when you take a bath or shower?
2. Every Saturday night, whether they need it or not?
3. Once a month, but only during a full moon?
4. Once in a blue moon?
5. Once a year, when you finally get the energy to dust and vacuum?
6. Never - you think water is witch's brew.
7. None of the above: please explain in a 1500 word essay.

Oh yeah, here's a picture of me earlier today trying to hide from Parental Unit when I heard the bath water running...


Lorenza said...

Hi, Bocci!
Hmmm... errr... how I can say this...
I LOVE BATHS! I wish I could have one everyday when my mom takes hers! But I am not so lucky!
Once a week... when it is hot...
And.... I can take your place if you want!
Kisses and hugs

Bocci said...

You are one clean girl, Lorenza!
I guess it is nice to be fresh when you put on a pretty dress (I hear tell). It must be the difference between guys and gals!
Your buddy,

Duke said...

Once in a blue moon! We are lucky, Bocci!
Mom discovered baby wipes and we get wiped down every couple of weeks. We're clean dogs who aren't particularly fond of the bathtub!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Nelly said...

Once in a Blue Moon around grooming time whether we need it or not, Bocci, except when Stumpy sits in goose poo... A good brushing gets rid of the dirt in our furs and leaves it just nice and oily.
Nelly xx

Bocci said...

For me, Maggie and Mitch, it seems like every day, but according to Parental Unit, it's only every 4-6 weeks-but I get lots of paw wipes and brushing in between...
I'll pass along the baby wipe tip-sounds better than a tub full of water!

Your buddy,

Bocci said...

Yep, Nelly, I get those good brushings and "FURminating's"all the time!
Thanks for droppin by!

Your buddy,

Asta said...


I just had a baf..I have one whenevew mommi' thinks i'm diwty..sometimes I go fow thwee weeks, sometimes evewy week..it depends..when we get special guest ow aftew getting soopew filthy playing,ow on wet stweets, i get one too. I get to go on all the fuwnitoowe and sleep in bed wif my pawents, so they pwefew me clean hehehehe..

I don't mind anymowe..not my favowite, but I get a tweat aftew
smoochie kisses
pee ess..I get my feets wiped evewy time I come in fwom a walk

Bocci said...

Yep, it looks like our parental units think alike-I go on all furniture exept for one couch...how am I supposed to know the difference? I can go on the upstais couch and bed, but not downstairs couch...?

Anyway, I think when my Parental Unit wakes up with my beard in her face, she likes it to smell good :-)

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