Today, Parental Unit came home all giddy and flapping her jaw to her sister about what I'd be "wearing" to the Dog Parade tomorrow in the park. Well, I heard the word "park" and started to go for my leash, but what happened next was beyond even what I could concoct: She takes out this little jacket and scarf and starts "decorating" me like I'm a Christmas tree or something-putting my paws through the sleeves, fastening the snaps and tying and re-tying the scarf like I was on Project Runway. Then she put a big pair of goggles on my face (which I promptly removed-over and over), and finally declared me ready for the "contest" tomorrow. She said something about Amelia Earhart's dog...?
O.K., I'll put up with this just to make her happy-and because this thing's in the park.( Think I'll win anything with this get-up?)
